Marcin
Vice President, Head of Engineering
Why joined?
because every man has to do four important things in his life:
plant a tree, become a father, build a house and...
become the president of corporation!
Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide
Why joined?
Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.
Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing
Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.
Best regards,
Tomasz
Slawomir
Vice President, COO
Why joined?
By joining the exec team of Corporation Nothing I wanted to meet up with the challenge of creating nothing out of of nothing. The ultimate goal for me is to lead Corporation Nothing to become a major player on the Nothing market. Once accomplished I can do nothing for the rest of my life.
Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security
Why joined?
I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...