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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas25
Nothing hours11
Lost opportunities33
Nice naps53
Late breakfasts50
Hours of laughing59
Minutes in toilet reading11
Drunken beers32
Smoke circles37
Wasted food44


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2026-6-6Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1155
Number of applications per one job offer:32.08

Regions:
Global46
Asia1
Europe12
Antarctica1
Africa1
Americas1

Countries:
HQ45
Turkey1
Poland14
Gabon1
United States1

Divisions:
HQ4
Operations7
Administration3
Legal2
Engineering1
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Finance1
Sales1
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Strategy17
Technical4
Research and Development1
HR1
IT1
Sleeping1
Woleu-Ntem1
Prophecy1
Spiritual Development1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Classical1
Division of the most important skills1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Slawomir
Vice President, COO

Why joined?

By joining the exec team of Corporation Nothing I wanted to meet up with the challenge of creating nothing out of of nothing. The ultimate goal for me is to lead Corporation Nothing to become a major player on the Nothing market. Once accomplished I can do nothing for the rest of my life.


Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security

Why joined?

I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...


Wiecho
Chief Inquisitor

Why joined?

actually I don't want to...


Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide

Why joined?

Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

Best regards,
Tomasz











































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