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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas52
Nothing hours46
Lost opportunities11
Nice naps34
Late breakfasts31
Hours of laughing54
Minutes in toilet reading28
Drunken beers58
Smoke circles60
Wasted food60


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2025-4-3Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1104
Number of applications per one job offer:30.67

Regions:
Global46
Asia1
Europe12
Antarctica1
Africa1
Americas1

Countries:
HQ45
Turkey1
Poland14
Gabon1
United States1

Divisions:
HQ4
Operations7
Administration3
Legal2
Engineering1
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Finance1
Sales1
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Strategy17
Technical4
Research and Development1
HR1
IT1
Sleeping1
Woleu-Ntem1
Prophecy1
Spiritual Development1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Classical1
Division of the most important skills1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Jakub
Kierownik ds. Kawy i Ekspresów do Kawy

Why joined?

Bo wolę grać w mafię niż parzyć kawę.


Jacek
Nobody

Why joined?

Nobody's perfect.

Nobody fills the gap. Corporate Nothing produces nothing. A lot of nothing. Nobody sells nothing, Nobody utilizes nothing.
Nobody let us take over the world and become the most universal corporation.
So, let's expand.


Lukasz
Vice President, Head of Strategy

Why joined?

Because I wanna create big strategies in order to achieve enormous results. And I want to have important position in great company ;)


Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security

Why joined?

I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...











































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