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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas59
Nothing hours44
Lost opportunities31
Nice naps17
Late breakfasts44
Hours of laughing47
Minutes in toilet reading13
Drunken beers60
Smoke circles36
Wasted food60


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2024-11-21Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1079
Number of applications per one job offer:29.97

Regions:
Global46
Asia1
Europe12
Antarctica1
Africa1
Americas1

Countries:
HQ45
Turkey1
Poland14
Gabon1
United States1

Divisions:
HQ4
Operations7
Administration3
Legal2
Engineering1
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Finance1
Sales1
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Strategy17
Technical4
Research and Development1
HR1
IT1
Sleeping1
Woleu-Ntem1
Prophecy1
Spiritual Development1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Classical1
Division of the most important skills1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Olga
Implementation Director

Why joined?

I'm occupied with many things but I want something more. Doing nothing seems like a good option.


Bartlomiej
Senior Director of Twisted Regulations

Why joined?

I believe in myself and I ąm looking for more possibility to sleep well. I was recognized as one of the best sleeping persons in my department. However I felt that I could advance my carrer more if I pursued other opportunities. A position with your team will give me the opportunity to do good mess and grow that my last job just wouldn't. I would be happy to be there!


Adam
PR Manager

Why joined?

Something means finity. Nothing is INFINITY !


Safak
Director of Overseas Operations, APAC

Why joined?

I believe I will bring international expertise to the production of Nothing and help Corporation Nothing becoming one of the Global players. Grewing up in a coastal Turkish city, close to the beach with warm weather and studying in Italy where I learned "Let's do it tomorrow" attitude, I believe I can help my team excel in doing nothing.











































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