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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas36
Nothing hours21
Lost opportunities34
Nice naps25
Late breakfasts10
Hours of laughing47
Minutes in toilet reading37
Drunken beers42
Smoke circles59
Wasted food59


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2021-12-5Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1068
Number of applications per one job offer:29.67

Regions:
Africa1
Americas1
Antarctica1
Asia1
Europe12
Global46

Countries:
Gabon1
HQ45
Poland14
Turkey1
United States1

Divisions:
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Administration3
Classical1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Division of the most important skills1
Engineering1
Finance1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
HQ4
HR1
IT1
Legal2
Operations7
Prophecy1
Research and Development1
Sales1
Sleeping1
Spiritual Development1
Strategy17
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Technical4
Woleu-Ntem1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Marcin
Vice President, Head of Engineering

Why joined?

because every man has to do four important things in his life:
plant a tree, become a father, build a house and...
become the president of corporation!


Marta
Head of notarial deeds

Why joined?

I was forced to join this company. Mobbing before event being employed seem to be a great power for modern recruiters...


Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security

Why joined?

I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...


Marta
Vice President, Head of Sales and Marketing

Why joined?

Only here I can have such a nice boss!











































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