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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas43
Nothing hours57
Lost opportunities26
Nice naps35
Late breakfasts14
Hours of laughing14
Minutes in toilet reading49
Drunken beers18
Smoke circles59
Wasted food43


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2021-9-27Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1068
Number of applications per one job offer:29.67

Regions:
Africa1
Americas1
Antarctica1
Asia1
Europe12
Global46

Countries:
Gabon1
HQ45
Poland14
Turkey1
United States1

Divisions:
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Administration3
Classical1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Division of the most important skills1
Engineering1
Finance1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
HQ4
HR1
IT1
Legal2
Operations7
Prophecy1
Research and Development1
Sales1
Sleeping1
Spiritual Development1
Strategy17
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Technical4
Woleu-Ntem1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Marta
Head of notarial deeds

Why joined?

I was forced to join this company. Mobbing before event being employed seem to be a great power for modern recruiters...


Milosz
President's Plenipotentiary

Why joined?

I wanna join because this is great idea and I'd love to be an assistant who does nothing!


Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide

Why joined?

Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

Best regards,
Tomasz


Lukasz
Vice President, Head of Strategy

Why joined?

Because I wanna create big strategies in order to achieve enormous results. And I want to have important position in great company ;)











































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