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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas41
Nothing hours56
Lost opportunities36
Nice naps10
Late breakfasts46
Hours of laughing29
Minutes in toilet reading39
Drunken beers12
Smoke circles46
Wasted food31


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2023-9-23Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1079
Number of applications per one job offer:29.97

Regions:
Africa1
Americas1
Antarctica1
Asia1
Europe12
Global46

Countries:
Gabon1
HQ45
Poland14
Turkey1
United States1

Divisions:
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Administration3
Classical1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Division of the most important skills1
Engineering1
Finance1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
HQ4
HR1
IT1
Legal2
Operations7
Prophecy1
Research and Development1
Sales1
Sleeping1
Spiritual Development1
Strategy17
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Technical4
Woleu-Ntem1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Joanna
Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated

Why joined?

I wanna join cos I am cool with this attitude, Dude ...




Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security

Why joined?

I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...


Marcin
Vice President, Head of Engineering

Why joined?

because every man has to do four important things in his life:
plant a tree, become a father, build a house and...
become the president of corporation!


Radek
General Manager

Why joined?

1. I'm funny (when smoked enough)
2. I like snow (especially Snow White)
3. I love ice drinks (with whiskey mostly)
4. Always wanted to see naked penguins :)
So it looks that this position is especially for me - only ice, snow, wind and penguins to manage... This is what I can handle probably. I'll build very strong position of Corp Nothing on Antarctica based on my personal skills and specific region attributes. I'll build the biggest snowman ever!!!











































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