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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas50
Nothing hours38
Lost opportunities53
Nice naps50
Late breakfasts19
Hours of laughing33
Minutes in toilet reading30
Drunken beers24
Smoke circles13
Wasted food56


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2024-2-24Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1079
Number of applications per one job offer:29.97

Regions:
Global46
Asia1
Europe12
Antarctica1
Africa1
Americas1

Countries:
HQ45
Turkey1
Poland14
Gabon1
United States1

Divisions:
HQ4
Operations7
Administration3
Legal2
Engineering1
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Finance1
Sales1
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Strategy17
Technical4
Research and Development1
HR1
IT1
Sleeping1
Woleu-Ntem1
Prophecy1
Spiritual Development1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Classical1
Division of the most important skills1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide

Why joined?

Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

Best regards,
Tomasz


Wiecho
Chief Inquisitor

Why joined?

actually I don't want to...


Jacek
Nobody

Why joined?

Nobody's perfect.

Nobody fills the gap. Corporate Nothing produces nothing. A lot of nothing. Nobody sells nothing, Nobody utilizes nothing.
Nobody let us take over the world and become the most universal corporation.
So, let's expand.


Ɓukasz
Director of Tax Heavens Operation

Why joined?

I want to do more nothing on Tax Heavens











































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