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2014-5-29 Jakub joined us taking the challenge of Kierownik ds. Kawy i Ekspresów do Kawy position.

Here is why Jakub has decided to Corporation Nothing:

Bo wolę grać w mafię niż parzyć kawę.


2013-1-3 Tomasz joined us taking the challenge of Chief Training Officer Worldwide position.

Here is why Tomasz has decided to Corporation Nothing:

Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

Best regards,
Tomasz



2012-5-2 Olga joined us taking the challenge of Implementation Director position.

Here is why Olga has decided to Corporation Nothing:

I'm occupied with many things but I want something more. Doing nothing seems like a good option.


2012-4-22 Mieszko joined us taking the challenge of Director of department of acoustic phenomenon position.

Here is why Mieszko has decided to Corporation Nothing:

Ever since I first heard a lullaby sung by my father, I knew that I want to dedicate my life to the sounds. Now I have an opportunity to design what comes to your ears. I hope you enjoy it!


2012-4-12 Paweł joined us taking the challenge of Vice President, Head of New Business position.

Here is why Paweł has decided to Corporation Nothing:

Doing nothing is more practical than doing something - you can easier verify if you succeeded :-)





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They joined us and are happy:


Bartlomiej
Senior Director of Twisted Regulations

Why joined?

I believe in myself and I ąm looking for more possibility to sleep well. I was recognized as one of the best sleeping persons in my department. However I felt that I could advance my carrer more if I pursued other opportunities. A position with your team will give me the opportunity to do good mess and grow that my last job just wouldn't. I would be happy to be there!


Paweł
General Director of Directors

Why joined?

Why I joined? I have very good oportunity for doing nothing, yell at people for things they never done and drink coffee made by my secretary.


Wirginia
Innovation, New Technology Director

Why joined?

I am 28 years old and this is the first job in my life - I think this fact proves that I love doing nothing :)


Jacek
Spiritual Leader For Nothing

Why joined?

The Corporation Nothing needs a spiritual leader who takes care of any action of Nothing. this is a very responsible position and I take this responsibility in the name of the great development of Nothing. :)











































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