Safak
Director of Overseas Operations, APAC
Why joined?
I believe I will bring international expertise to the production of Nothing and help Corporation Nothing becoming one of the Global players. Grewing up in a coastal Turkish city, close to the beach with warm weather and studying in Italy where I learned "Let's do it tomorrow" attitude, I believe I can help my team excel in doing nothing.
Jakub
Kierownik ds. Kawy i Ekspresów do Kawy
Why joined?
Bo wolę grać w mafię niż parzyć kawę.
Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide
Why joined?
Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.
Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing
Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.
Best regards,
Tomasz
Bartlomiej
Senior Director of Twisted Regulations
Why joined?
I believe in myself and I ąm looking for more possibility to sleep well. I was recognized as one of the best sleeping persons in my department. However I felt that I could advance my carrer more if I pursued other opportunities. A position with your team will give me the opportunity to do good mess and grow that my last job just wouldn't. I would be happy to be there!
