Jacek
Nobody
Why joined?
Nobody's perfect.
Nobody fills the gap. Corporate Nothing produces nothing. A lot of nothing. Nobody sells nothing, Nobody utilizes nothing.
Nobody let us take over the world and become the most universal corporation.
So, let's expand.
Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide
Why joined?
Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.
Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing
Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.
Best regards,
Tomasz
Jakub
Kierownik ds. Kawy i Ekspresów do Kawy
Why joined?
Bo wolę grać w mafię niż parzyć kawę.
Marcin
Vice President, Head of Engineering
Why joined?
because every man has to do four important things in his life:
plant a tree, become a father, build a house and...
become the president of corporation!
