Jacek
Nobody
Why joined?
Nobody's perfect.
Nobody fills the gap. Corporate Nothing produces nothing. A lot of nothing. Nobody sells nothing, Nobody utilizes nothing.
Nobody let us take over the world and become the most universal corporation.
So, let's expand.
Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security
Why joined?
I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...
Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide
Why joined?
Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.
Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing
Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.
Best regards,
Tomasz
Szymon
Chief of staff
Why joined?
I'm very good at doing nothing - not perfect, although I do my best