Jarek
HR Executive Director in R&D
Why joined?
I'm looking forward to a long and succesful era in corporation that does things i like the most - nothing.
Safak
Director of Overseas Operations, APAC
Why joined?
I believe I will bring international expertise to the production of Nothing and help Corporation Nothing becoming one of the Global players. Grewing up in a coastal Turkish city, close to the beach with warm weather and studying in Italy where I learned "Let's do it tomorrow" attitude, I believe I can help my team excel in doing nothing.
Slawomir
Vice President, COO
Why joined?
By joining the exec team of Corporation Nothing I wanted to meet up with the challenge of creating nothing out of of nothing. The ultimate goal for me is to lead Corporation Nothing to become a major player on the Nothing market. Once accomplished I can do nothing for the rest of my life.
Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide
Why joined?
Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.
Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing
Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.
Best regards,
Tomasz
