
Bartlomiej
Senior Director of Twisted Regulations
Why joined?
I believe in myself and I ąm looking for more possibility to sleep well. I was recognized as one of the best sleeping persons in my department. However I felt that I could advance my carrer more if I pursued other opportunities. A position with your team will give me the opportunity to do good mess and grow that my last job just wouldn't. I would be happy to be there!

Milosz
President's Plenipotentiary
Why joined?
I wanna join because this is great idea and I'd love to be an assistant who does nothing!

Slawomir
Vice President, COO
Why joined?
By joining the exec team of Corporation Nothing I wanted to meet up with the challenge of creating nothing out of of nothing. The ultimate goal for me is to lead Corporation Nothing to become a major player on the Nothing market. Once accomplished I can do nothing for the rest of my life.

Radek
General Manager
Why joined?
1. I'm funny (when smoked enough)
2. I like snow (especially Snow White)
3. I love ice drinks (with whiskey mostly)
4. Always wanted to see naked penguins :)
So it looks that this position is especially for me - only ice, snow, wind and penguins to manage... This is what I can handle probably. I'll build very strong position of Corp Nothing on Antarctica based on my personal skills and specific region attributes. I'll build the biggest snowman ever!!!