Slawomir
Vice President, COO
Why joined?
By joining the exec team of Corporation Nothing I wanted to meet up with the challenge of creating nothing out of of nothing. The ultimate goal for me is to lead Corporation Nothing to become a major player on the Nothing market. Once accomplished I can do nothing for the rest of my life.
Radek
General Manager
Why joined?
1. I'm funny (when smoked enough)
2. I like snow (especially Snow White)
3. I love ice drinks (with whiskey mostly)
4. Always wanted to see naked penguins :)
So it looks that this position is especially for me - only ice, snow, wind and penguins to manage... This is what I can handle probably. I'll build very strong position of Corp Nothing on Antarctica based on my personal skills and specific region attributes. I'll build the biggest snowman ever!!!
Karolina
General Office Manager
Why joined?
I want to be a part of this project , cause i feel best candidate for General Manager ... Why??
Welll .... Why not? :D
I Think- There coudn't be smartest answear for all of corporations philosophy as i know !!!! :D
Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide
Why joined?
Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.
Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing
Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.
Best regards,
Tomasz