Jacek
Nobody
Why joined?
Nobody's perfect.
Nobody fills the gap. Corporate Nothing produces nothing. A lot of nothing. Nobody sells nothing, Nobody utilizes nothing.
Nobody let us take over the world and become the most universal corporation.
So, let's expand.
Safak
Director of Overseas Operations, APAC
Why joined?
I believe I will bring international expertise to the production of Nothing and help Corporation Nothing becoming one of the Global players. Grewing up in a coastal Turkish city, close to the beach with warm weather and studying in Italy where I learned "Let's do it tomorrow" attitude, I believe I can help my team excel in doing nothing.
Mag
Sleeping Rights Protection Officer
Why joined?
With over 30 years of experience with sleeping I believe I can perfectly protect our rights to sleep at work without any limitation!
Jakub
Kierownik ds. Kawy i Ekspresów do Kawy
Why joined?
Bo wolę grać w mafię niż parzyć kawę.
