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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas36
Nothing hours10
Lost opportunities51
Nice naps33
Late breakfasts23
Hours of laughing27
Minutes in toilet reading31
Drunken beers21
Smoke circles16
Wasted food56


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2024-5-7Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1079
Number of applications per one job offer:29.97

Regions:
Global46
Asia1
Europe12
Antarctica1
Africa1
Americas1

Countries:
HQ45
Turkey1
Poland14
Gabon1
United States1

Divisions:
HQ4
Operations7
Administration3
Legal2
Engineering1
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Finance1
Sales1
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Strategy17
Technical4
Research and Development1
HR1
IT1
Sleeping1
Woleu-Ntem1
Prophecy1
Spiritual Development1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Classical1
Division of the most important skills1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Agnieszka
Executive Director Strategy of Logistics

Why joined?

I have the knowledge how create logistics structure anywhere, and my speciality and manage anything


Maciej
President & CEO

Why joined?

I have created this because I strongly believe how big improvement can be done within nowadays corporations. Let's create the bigest corporation worldwide, do nothing and show everybody it can work out!
Are you with me?


Szymon
Chief of staff

Why joined?

I'm very good at doing nothing - not perfect, although I do my best


Marcin
Vice President, Head of Engineering

Why joined?

because every man has to do four important things in his life:
plant a tree, become a father, build a house and...
become the president of corporation!











































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