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1Global/HQ/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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Need to look for various business opportunities in order to let us grow faster than ever!



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2Global/HQ/Flying High Division// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Robert, Vice President & CFO


The Head of Flying High Division is responsible for motivating people in the area of doing nothing.
This special position is reserved for skilled and self-motivated person.
Although the Head of Flying High Division reports (of course) to nobody, his/her activities will affect the whole Corporation Nothing structure.



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3Europe/Poland/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Bartlomiej, Senior Director of Twisted Regulations


functions and responsabilities:

Predicting courses of exchange for the year ahead
Visions in relation to affecting inventions in the future of the world just like google, facebook





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4Global/HQ/Strategy/Quality Control/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Zofia, Director of Quality Control


Reach in and earn.
Get paid for doing nothing. That' our motto.

It's not a dream. It's our promise...
Apply - first come, first serve :-)



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5Global/HQ/Strategy/Quality Control/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Zofia, Director of Quality Control


If your cedo is "get more for less" ... here you found the right place.
Just apply. You won't be sorry...



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6Global/HQ/Strategy/Quality Control/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Zofia, Director of Quality Control


Essential functions and responsabilities:
1. Conduct regular checks of your area, and report immediately to your supervisor any problems that need to be corrected,
2. check if the quality of the work is correct, and in particular if by chance someone does something, when he should do nothing.

Requirements:
1. genuine interest in everyone's well-being.




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7Global/HQ/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Szymon, Chief of staff


Thou shall do nothing.

Although thy main duty shall be revealing the meaning of the existence.

In conclusion: thou shall do nothing.





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8Global/HQ/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Szymon, Chief of staff


Job requirements

Basic
- documented usage of armchair
- fluent nonsense

The duties will be including but not restricted to the following duties:
- doing basically nothing
- singing along with the supervisor during the twilight's last gleaming







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9Global/HQ/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Lukasz, Vice President, Head of R&D






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10Asia/Bangladesh/Intel OpCenter/Food and Drugs /Drug Testers Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!
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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


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Job requires moving to Jamaica and frequent missions to another countries in order to have global overview of the matter.

Essential skills:

- experience in operating laboratory equipment used for tests
- analytic skills

Advantageous:
- owning 2 pairs of i-puff T-shirt
- liking reggae

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- so-so english







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Łukasz
Director of Tax Heavens Operation

Why joined?

I want to do more nothing on Tax Heavens


Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide

Why joined?

Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

Best regards,
Tomasz


Marta
Vice President, Head of Sales and Marketing

Why joined?

Only here I can have such a nice boss!


Paweł
General Director of Directors

Why joined?

Why I joined? I have very good oportunity for doing nothing, yell at people for things they never done and drink coffee made by my secretary.











































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